Fonsterbambemdunyimcepomin is a god.

It takes the form of a large, selfish mole.

Fonsterbambemdunyimcepomin created the Milkyway four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fonsterbambemdunyimcepomin, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Fonsterbambemdunyimcepomin, it will turn you into a rock.

Fonsterbambemdunyimcepomin's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Fonsterbambemdunyimcepomin's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Feed all hungry frogs.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Fonsterbambemdunyimcepomin.

5. Do not chop down trees.