Donxenpop is a god.
She takes the form of a large, ill-tempered
crow.
Donxenpop created parasitic wasps twelve years ago.
If you believe in
Donxenpop, she will give you a free moon.
If you do not believe in
Donxenpop, she will ignore you and hope you go away.
Donxenpop's most sacred site is Gassin in France.
Donxenpop's Holy Commandments1. Never think about black holes.
2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.
3. Do not speak about tomatoes.
4. Do not make images of living things.
5. Never write about moons.