Donxenpop is a god.

She takes the form of a large, ill-tempered crow.

Donxenpop created parasitic wasps twelve years ago.

If you believe in Donxenpop, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Donxenpop, she will ignore you and hope you go away.

Donxenpop's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Donxenpop's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about black holes.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Do not speak about tomatoes.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Never write about moons.