Komhasdibhon is a god.

It takes the form of a small, irritating warg.

Komhasdibhon created a charm quark two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Komhasdibhon, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Komhasdibhon, it will turn you into a plant.

Komhasdibhon's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Komhasdibhon's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Never feed lentils to seals while wearing fawn hats.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Always help manatees in need.

5. Do not commit murder.