Busflyrap is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, almighty wasp.

Busflyrap created the cosmos nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Busflyrap, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Busflyrap, he will turn you into a frog.

Busflyrap's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Busflyrap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Busflyrap's name in vain.

2. You must never eat cucumbers.

3. Do not kill turtles.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Always make sure there are no hamsters in a building before entering it.