Busflyrap is a god.
He takes the form of a huge, almighty
wasp.
Busflyrap created the cosmos nine thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Busflyrap, he will be surprised.
If you do not believe in
Busflyrap, he will turn you into a frog.
Busflyrap's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.
Busflyrap's Holy Commandments1. Do not take Busflyrap's name in vain.
2. You must never eat cucumbers.
3. Do not kill turtles.
4. Always pray immersed in water.
5. Always make sure there are no hamsters in a building before entering it.