Yarbotstragvonknarltadyimken is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, blissful dragon.

Yarbotstragvonknarltadyimken created the Sol system three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yarbotstragvonknarltadyimken, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Yarbotstragvonknarltadyimken, he will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Yarbotstragvonknarltadyimken's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Yarbotstragvonknarltadyimken's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt sharks.

2. Never feed coconuts to goats while wearing fawn rings.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Run away from magenta squirrels, for they are unholy.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.