Shavgannil is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, benevolent dog.

Shavgannil created the Milkyway five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Shavgannil, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Shavgannil, she will throw large rocks at you.

Shavgannil's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Shavgannil's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate badgers.

2. Never leap in holy places.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Always treat ducks with great respect.