Poddossdoss is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, amazing guinea pig.

Poddossdoss created parasitic wasps two million years ago.

If you believe in Poddossdoss, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Poddossdoss, she will denounce you as a heretic.

Poddossdoss' most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Poddossdoss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Never eat oranges.

3. Always treat cats with great respect.

4. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place in blue.

5. Do not covet oxen.