Dapnarllengeb is a god.
She takes the form of a slim, dishonest
hare.
Dapnarllengeb created the solar system eight trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Dapnarllengeb, she will ignore you forever.
If you do not believe in
Dapnarllengeb, she will turn you into a hamster.
Dapnarllengeb's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.
Dapnarllengeb's Holy Commandments1. Draw representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.
2. Always help tortoises in need.
3. Do not listen to music.
4. Never write about archaea.
5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Dapnarllengeb.