Padtinstrag is a god.
She takes the form of a rotund, awesome
manatee.
Padtinstrag created the planet Venus six trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Padtinstrag, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.
If you do not believe in
Padtinstrag, she will send three marmosets to sort you out.
Padtinstrag's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.
Padtinstrag's Holy Commandments1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.
2. Do not trade with those who eat apples.
3. Always make sure there are no aardvarks in a room before entering it.
4. Always obey Padtinstrag's priests.
5. Never look in ponds.