Naklatmon is a god.
She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, weak
tapir.
Naklatmon created oxygen three hundred thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Naklatmon, she will give you great power.
If you do not believe in
Naklatmon, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.
Naklatmon's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.
Naklatmon's Holy Commandments1. Never think about dark matter.
2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.
3. Never talk about monkeys.
4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.
5. Do not shave your face.