Duttomfon is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, dishonourable hedgehog.

Duttomfon created a bottom quark three million years ago.

If you believe in Duttomfon, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Duttomfon, it will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Duttomfon's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Duttomfon's Holy Commandments

1. Learn six new languages a year.

2. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place in yellow.

3. Never talk about enzymes.

4. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

5. Do not keep nine sharks in a large pit.