Sanditdid is a god.
It takes the form of an extremely large, fast
dingo.
Sanditdid created an electron two quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Sanditdid, it will grant you eternal life.
If you do not believe in
Sanditdid, it will turn you into a snail.
Sanditdid's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.
Sanditdid's Holy Commandments1. Worship no other gods but Sanditdid.
2. Hide from red tortoises for they are unholy.
3. Always treat goats with great respect.
4. Never pour water over plants.
5. Sanditdid loves swans, so they must be respected.