Sanditdid is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, fast dingo.

Sanditdid created an electron two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sanditdid, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Sanditdid, it will turn you into a snail.

Sanditdid's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Sanditdid's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Sanditdid.

2. Hide from red tortoises for they are unholy.

3. Always treat goats with great respect.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Sanditdid loves swans, so they must be respected.