Vadarmfad Jancangen is a god.
It takes the form of an exceedingly large, boastful
mole.
Vadarmfad Jancangen created the Sunflower Galaxy two years ago.
If you believe in
Vadarmfad Jancangen, it will grant you eternal life.
If you do not believe in
Vadarmfad Jancangen, it will have a low opinion of you.
Vadarmfad Jancangen's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.
Vadarmfad Jancangen's Holy Commandments1. Worship no other gods but Vadarmfad Jancangen.
2. Never wear fawn coats.
3. Never sprint in the presence of porpoises.
4. Do not cook food in pots.
5. Erect a giant yellow sculpture of Vadarmfad Jancangen in the centre of the settlement.