Hotfosskomfedmumhog is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, strong shrew.

Hotfosskomfedmumhog created an atom four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hotfosskomfedmumhog, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Hotfosskomfedmumhog, she will turn you into a plant.

Hotfosskomfedmumhog's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Hotfosskomfedmumhog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of titanium.

2. Never chant in holy places.

3. Put Hotfosskomfedmumhog first in all things.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.