Quimmutmad is a god.
He takes the form of a microscopic, idiotic
snail.
Quimmutmad created carbon eight million years ago.
If you believe in
Quimmutmad, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.
If you do not believe in
Quimmutmad, he will curse you with boils.
Quimmutmad's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.
Quimmutmad's Holy Commandments1. Learn nine new languages a year.
2. Do not covet oxen.
3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.
4. Never talk about cell theory.
5. Do not drink from vessels made of silver.