Xinbitbinfunhoglabrat is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, staggering mole.

Xinbitbinfunhoglabrat created the Sol system six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Xinbitbinfunhoglabrat, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Xinbitbinfunhoglabrat, it will turn you into an amoeba.

Xinbitbinfunhoglabrat's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Xinbitbinfunhoglabrat's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about quantum mechanics.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Do not wear green clothing.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Xinbitbinfunhoglabrat.