Bepdankadjangunsafgarkam is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, boastful warg.

Bepdankadjangunsafgarkam created dark matter seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bepdankadjangunsafgarkam, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Bepdankadjangunsafgarkam, it will send minions to preach to you.

Bepdankadjangunsafgarkam's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Bepdankadjangunsafgarkam's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Do not kill whales.

3. Never think about ribonucleic acid.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Never talk about galaxies.