Hatgebquim is a god.
He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, temperamental
porpoise.
Hatgebquim created the world six trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Hatgebquim, he will grant you three wishes.
If you do not believe in
Hatgebquim, he will attempt to scare you with strong winds.
Hatgebquim's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.
Hatgebquim's Holy Commandments1. Pray towards the north.
2. Fast once a month.
3. Never paint your hands indigo.
4. Hide if five horses approach from the east.
5. Do not drink alcohol.