Bethotrap is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, two-faced jaguar.

Bethotrap created the world seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bethotrap, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Bethotrap, she will turn you into an amoeba.

Bethotrap's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Bethotrap's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.

2. Never talk about thermodynamics near manatees while wearing magenta rings.

3. Never think about spacetime near tortoises while wearing yellow ear rings and balancing four tin spheres on your head.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.