Wipcabjapfob is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, happy parrot.

Wipcabjapfob created the Sunflower Galaxy four years ago.

If you believe in Wipcabjapfob, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Wipcabjapfob, it will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Wipcabjapfob's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Wipcabjapfob's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant black sculpture of Wipcabjapfob in the centre of the settlement.

2. Tortoises are not to be trusted.

3. Shrews are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Never think about nebulae.

5. Never think about the strong nuclear force near grasshopers while wearing cyan dresses and balancing four copper spheres on your head.