Dabappgil is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, dishonourable wasp.

Dabappgil created dark energy two years ago.

If you believe in Dabappgil, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Dabappgil, she will be very sad.

Dabappgil's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Dabappgil's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about dwarf planets.

2. Never think ill of sick whales.

3. Run away if nine dogs approach from the north.

4. Never paint your legs cyan.

5. Never talk about black holes.