Dossrowgov is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, awe-inspiring skunk.

Dossrowgov created a top quark seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dossrowgov, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Dossrowgov, she will try to impress you with rainbows.

Dossrowgov's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Dossrowgov's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about moons.

2. Dossrowgov loves doves, so they must be honoured.

3. Never go into orange rooms.

4. Always treat manatees with great respect.

5. Never sit in the presence of badgers.