Kar is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, smart human.

Kar created Mount Everest five billion years ago.

If you believe in Kar, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Kar, he will destroy your home planet.

Kar's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Kar's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Do not kill shrews.

4. Never wear pink coats.

5. Never play with disobedient children.