Rowbemrotbuthapfittad is a god.

She takes the form of a small, kind frog.

Rowbemrotbuthapfittad created the Sunflower Galaxy four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rowbemrotbuthapfittad, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Rowbemrotbuthapfittad, she will turn you into a sparrow.

Rowbemrotbuthapfittad's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Rowbemrotbuthapfittad's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about optics near ants while wearing turquoise shirts.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Never feed coconuts to voles while wearing fawn coats.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.