Stipkinlibfad Quafbepdap is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, idiotic centipede.

Stipkinlibfad Quafbepdap created dark matter three million years ago.

If you believe in Stipkinlibfad Quafbepdap, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Stipkinlibfad Quafbepdap, she will turn you into a worm.

Stipkinlibfad Quafbepdap's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Stipkinlibfad Quafbepdap's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if nine mice approach from the west.

2. Always look after injured ducks.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.