Sawfubarf is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, merciless zebra.

Sawfubarf created the cosmos six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sawfubarf, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Sawfubarf, she will turn you into a slug.

Sawfubarf's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Sawfubarf's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Always look after injured eagles.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Never skip in holy places.