Teendibbiss is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, resourceful donkey.

Teendibbiss created parasitic wasps two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Teendibbiss, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Teendibbiss, he will torture you forever.

Teendibbiss' most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Teendibbiss' Holy Commandments

1. Run away from green shrews, for they are unholy.

2. Retreat if six doves approach from the south.

3. You must pray to Teendibbiss nine times a day.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Teendibbiss.

5. Never run in holy places.