Bissrentam is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, proud hamster.

Bissrentam created the Sun three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bissrentam, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Bissrentam, it will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Bissrentam's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Bissrentam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Always look after injured whales.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Always make sure there are no manatees in a room before entering it.

5. Learn nine new languages a year.