Babmumrow is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, self-confident ferret.

Babmumrow created matter eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Babmumrow, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Babmumrow, she will turn you into a mole.

Babmumrow's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Babmumrow's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at dwarf planets.

2. Never think about nebulae.

3. Erect nine carbon sculptures of Babmumrow on top of important buildings.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Never talk about archaea.