Baftimsterget Cabbum is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, resourceful ferret.

Baftimsterget Cabbum created bats six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Baftimsterget Cabbum, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Baftimsterget Cabbum, he will turn you into a worm.

Baftimsterget Cabbum's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Baftimsterget Cabbum's Holy Commandments

1. Always help moths in need.

2. Do not drink water in red rooms.

3. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place in blue.

4. Hide if nine foxes approach from the west.

5. Do not listen to music.