Gubstragnur is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, smart penguin.

Gubstragnur created snails three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gubstragnur, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Gubstragnur, she will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Gubstragnur's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Gubstragnur's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant gold sculpture of Gubstragnur in the centre of the settlement.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Learn eight new languages a year.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Gubstragnur.

5. Fast once a month.