Dudfodkam is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, dishonourable goat.

Dudfodkam created the Sol system eight million years ago.

If you believe in Dudfodkam, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Dudfodkam, he will boil you in a big pot.

Dudfodkam's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Dudfodkam's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Erect four zinc sculptures of Dudfodkam on top of important buildings.

3. Never feed cucumbers to voles while wearing corsets.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Never feed parsnips to ducks while wearing turquoise trousers.