Vadgidduss is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, capable dog.

Vadgidduss created everything that exists eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vadgidduss, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Vadgidduss, it will throw large rocks at you.

Vadgidduss' most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Vadgidduss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not bounce in public.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Never think about the weak nuclear force.