Quafxemveg is a god.

It takes the form of a large, smart jellyfish.

Quafxemveg created time and space three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Quafxemveg, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Quafxemveg, it will turn you into a dog.

Quafxemveg's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Quafxemveg's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about optics.

2. Never wear mauve boots.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Erect a large gold sculpture of Quafxemveg on top of all buildings.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.