Hudvonflig is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, ruthless weasel.

Hudvonflig created a down quark four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hudvonflig, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Hudvonflig, she will turn you into a rat.

Hudvonflig's most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.

Hudvonflig's Holy Commandments

1. Learn seven new languages a year.

2. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Never think about nucleic acids.

4. You must love Hudvonflig.

5. Fast once a month.