Megzanmot is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, caring lizard.

Megzanmot created gold five million years ago.

If you believe in Megzanmot, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Megzanmot, she will boil you in a big pot.

Megzanmot's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Megzanmot's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.

2. Do not kill ducks.

3. Never talk about sharks.

4. Draw representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Feed all hungry frogs.