Habtoftaf is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, duplicitous toad.

Habtoftaf created the Milkyway two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Habtoftaf, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Habtoftaf, he will be very unhappy.

Habtoftaf's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Habtoftaf's Holy Commandments

1. Erect five silicon sculptures of Habtoftaf on top of important buildings.

2. Never feed lots of spinach to grasshopers while wearing orange shirts.

3. Do not wear green clothing.

4. Feed all hungry gulls.

5. Habtoftaf loves foxes, so they must be respected.