Wapkangom is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, duplicitous yak.

Wapkangom created the Virgo Supercluster five billion years ago.

If you believe in Wapkangom, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Wapkangom, she will send four elephants to rub you out.

Wapkangom's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Wapkangom's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick pigs.

2. Always make sure there are no monkeys in a room before entering it.

3. Draw representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Never look at planets.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.