Nullbadcen Cummidtonk is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, selfish yak.

Nullbadcen Cummidtonk created the Virgo Supercluster three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nullbadcen Cummidtonk, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Nullbadcen Cummidtonk, he will turn you into a rock.

Nullbadcen Cummidtonk's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Nullbadcen Cummidtonk's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Nullbadcen Cummidtonk's priests.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Always help gulls in need.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Never talk about stars.