Sablakflab is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, passionate sheep.

Sablakflab created the Sombrero Galaxy five billion years ago.

If you believe in Sablakflab, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Sablakflab, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Sablakflab's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Sablakflab's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Sablakflab.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Sablakflab.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Do not kill seals.