Artlikhas is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, dishonest mouse.

Artlikhas created the Tadpole Galaxy four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Artlikhas, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Artlikhas, it will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Artlikhas' most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Artlikhas' Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Artlikhas' name in vain.

2. Never think ill of sick horses.

3. Never think about nebulae.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Never feed wheat to swans while wearing orange kilts.