Nibbustom is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, omnipotent crab.

Nibbustom created the Milkyway four billion years ago.

If you believe in Nibbustom, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Nibbustom, she will turn you into a snail.

Nibbustom's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Nibbustom's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sheep in need.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Never feed onions to otters while wearing violet rings.

4. Never sit in holy places.

5. Hide if five grasshopers approach from the east.