Tigyimbaf is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, uncaring wyvern.

Tigyimbaf created a charm quark two million years ago.

If you believe in Tigyimbaf, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Tigyimbaf, he will curse you with boils.

Tigyimbaf's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Tigyimbaf's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured sheep.

2. Do not wear magenta clothing.

3. Never skip in the presence of aardvarks.

4. Do not take Tigyimbaf's name in vain.

5. Always help birds in need.