Viltarsaf is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, impressive fly.

Viltarsaf created dark energy two years ago.

If you believe in Viltarsaf, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Viltarsaf, he will turn you into a blue tit.

Viltarsaf's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Viltarsaf's Holy Commandments

1. Great tits are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Erect a large platinum sculpture of Viltarsaf on top of all buildings.

5. Never eat bark.