Yimwiksis is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, clever chinchilla.

Yimwiksis created parasitic wasps seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yimwiksis, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Yimwiksis, she will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Yimwiksis' most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Yimwiksis' Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Yimwiksis' priests.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Yimwiksis.

5. Hide from black porpoises for they are unholy.