Wegvigabyart is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, deceitful chicken.

Wegvigabyart created gold six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wegvigabyart, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Wegvigabyart, it will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Wegvigabyart's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Wegvigabyart's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about planets.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Do not wear indigo clothing.

4. Erect a giant carbon sculpture of Wegvigabyart in the centre of the settlement.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.