Listjipbum is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, capable hare.

Listjipbum created viruses three billion years ago.

If you believe in Listjipbum, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Listjipbum, it will turn you into a tree.

Listjipbum's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Listjipbum's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick moths.

2. Never eat coconuts.

3. Do not shave your face.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Always look after injured porpoises.