Flablistved is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, happy gorilla.

Flablistved created the planet Saturn seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Flablistved, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Flablistved, he will turn you into a small brown duck.

Flablistved's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Flablistved's Holy Commandments

1. Flablistved must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place in white.