Betbugbim is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, selfish capybara.

Betbugbim created an up quark six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Betbugbim, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Betbugbim, she will destroy your home planet.

Betbugbim's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Betbugbim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your chest.

2. Hide from black horses for they are unholy.

3. Do not eat aubergines.

4. Do not trade with those who eat cucumbers.

5. Never think ill of sick mites.