Kinyampagwanjiggephinfly is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, flying elephant.

Kinyampagwanjiggephinfly created Europe two billion years ago.

If you believe in Kinyampagwanjiggephinfly, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Kinyampagwanjiggephinfly, she will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Kinyampagwanjiggephinfly's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Kinyampagwanjiggephinfly's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the south.

2. Do not hurt ants.

3. Never talk about asteroids.

4. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Never feed garlic to doves while wearing shorts.